What has ignorance produced? A small sampling:

  • Ignorance fishes bread from the toaster with a fork.
  • Ignorance believes World Wrestling Entertainment is real.
  • Ignorance says, “All we need to do is. . . . “
  • Ignorance wears no condom.
  • Ignorance chooses terrorism to kill innocence.
  • Ignorance creates Nazi death camps and claims it was “just following orders.”
  • Ignorance uses power to suppress reason.
  • Ignorance is a racist.
  • Ignorance is a Darwin Award.
  • Ignorance explores the attic of a horror film.
  • Ignorance isn’t a defense for the law.
  • Ignorance smokes.
  • Ignorance blames the victim.
  • Ignorance can’t do algebra.
  • Ignorance sends money to “Nigerian bankers.”
  • Ignorance can’t make change.
  • Ignorance doesn’t know how to vote.
  • Ignorance always believes Mr. Hands.
  • Ignorance mistakes pleasure for love.
  • Ignorance thinks MTV’s Viewer’s Choice is a choice.
  • Ignorance drives drunk.
  • Ignorance brainwashes child soldiers.
  • Ignorance gets a truTV series.
  • Ignorance doesn’t read.
  • Ignorance needs still more shoes.
  • Ignorance beats his wife.
  • Ignorance beats her child.
  • Ignorance mixes colors and whites in hot water.
  • Ignorance is Captain Hazelwood.
  • Ignorance never gets the joke.
  • Ignorance attacks another soccer fan.
  • Ignorance ignores Bhopal.
  • Ignorance lives by aphorisms.

 

Ignorance isn’t as happy as it thought it was.

 


 

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