What has ignorance produced? A small sampling:
- Ignorance fishes bread from the toaster with a fork.
- Ignorance believes World Wrestling Entertainment is real.
- Ignorance says, “All we need to do is. . . . “
- Ignorance wears no condom.
- Ignorance chooses terrorism to kill innocence.
- Ignorance creates Nazi death camps and claims it was “just following orders.”
- Ignorance uses power to suppress reason.
- Ignorance is a racist.
- Ignorance is a Darwin Award.
- Ignorance explores the attic of a horror film.
- Ignorance isn’t a defense for the law.
- Ignorance smokes.
- Ignorance blames the victim.
- Ignorance can’t do algebra.
- Ignorance sends money to “Nigerian bankers.”
- Ignorance can’t make change.
- Ignorance doesn’t know how to vote.
- Ignorance always believes Mr. Hands.
- Ignorance mistakes pleasure for love.
- Ignorance thinks MTV’s Viewer’s Choice is a choice.
- Ignorance drives drunk.
- Ignorance brainwashes child soldiers.
- Ignorance gets a truTV series.
- Ignorance doesn’t read.
- Ignorance needs still more shoes.
- Ignorance beats his wife.
Ignorance beats her child.
- Ignorance mixes colors and whites in hot water.
- Ignorance is Captain Hazelwood.
- Ignorance never gets the joke.
- Ignorance attacks another soccer fan.
- Ignorance ignores Bhopal.
- Ignorance lives by aphorisms.
Ignorance isn’t as happy as it thought it was.
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