33 Prices Tags of Innocence

What has ignorance produced? A small sampling:

• Ignorance fishes bread from the toaster with a fork.
• Ignorance believes World Wrestling Entertainment is real.
• Ignorance says, “All we need to do is. . . . “
• Ignorance wears no condom.
• Ignorance chooses terrorism to kill innocence.
• Ignorance creates Nazi death camps and claims it was “just following orders.”
• Ignorance uses power to suppress reason.
• Ignorance is a racist.
• Ignorance is a Darwin Award.
• Ignorance explores the attic of a horror film.
• Ignorance isn’t a defense for the law.
• Ignorance smokes.
• Ignorance blames the victim.
• Ignorance can’t do algebra.
• Ignorance sends money to “Nigerian bankers.”
• Ignorance can’t make change.
• Ignorance doesn’t know how to vote.
• Ignorance always believes Mr. Hands.
• Ignorance mistakes pleasure for love.
• Ignorance thinks MTV’s Viewer’s Choice is a choice.
• Ignorance drives drunk.
• Ignorance brainwashes child soldiers.
• Ignorance gets a truTV series.
• Ignorance doesn’t read.
• Ignorance needs still more shoes.
• Ignorance beats his wife.
• Ignorance beats her child.
• Ignorance mixes colors and whites in hot water.
• Ignorance is Captain Hazelwood.
• Ignorance never gets the joke.
• Ignorance attacks another soccer fan.
• Ignorance ignores Bhopal.
• Ignorance lives by aphorisms.

Ignorance isn’t as happy as it thought it was.