{"id":795,"date":"2011-09-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chisnell.www216-119-142-248.a2hosted.com\/chizblog\/?p=795"},"modified":"2017-12-27T14:34:30","modified_gmt":"2017-12-27T14:34:30","slug":"33-prices-tags-of-innocence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chisnell.com\/chizblog\/33-prices-tags-of-innocence\/","title":{"rendered":"33 Prices Tags of Innocence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What has ignorance produced? A small sampling:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ignorance fishes bread from the toaster with a fork.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance believes World Wrestling Entertainment is real.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance says, &#8220;All we need to do is. . . . &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance wears no condom.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance chooses terrorism to kill innocence.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance creates Nazi death camps and claims it was &#8220;just following orders.&#8221;<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chisnell.com\/chizblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2017\/04\/092511_0258_33PriceTags1.png?w=1080&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Ignorance uses power to suppress reason.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance is a racist.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance is\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\/\">a Darwin Award<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance explores the attic of a horror film.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance isn&#8217;t a defense for the law.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance smokes.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance blames the victim.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance can&#8217;t do algebra.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance sends money to &#8220;Nigerian bankers.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance can&#8217;t make change.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance doesn&#8217;t know how to vote.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance always believes Mr. Hands.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance mistakes pleasure for love.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance thinks MTV&#8217;s Viewer&#8217;s Choice is a choice.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance drives drunk.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance brainwashes child soldiers.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance gets a truTV series.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance doesn&#8217;t read.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance needs still more shoes.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance beats his wife.<\/li>\n<li><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.chisnell.com\/chizblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2017\/04\/092511_0258_33PriceTags3.png?resize=172%2C258&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"258\" \/>Ignorance beats her child.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance mixes colors and whites in hot water.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance is Captain Hazelwood.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance never gets the joke.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance attacks another soccer fan.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance ignores Bhopal.<\/li>\n<li>Ignorance lives by aphorisms.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ignorance isn&#8217;t as happy as it thought it was.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What has ignorance produced? 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